Top 10 tips on how to spot a true Junglist.

1)   A true junglist would name all his/her children Johnny, Ricky and Scottie.

2)   “Gun Finger Syndrome” is a big give away when spotting a true Junglist as they will “Bus the Gun finger” at any given chance such as hailing down buses or cabs.

 3)   A common trait amongst Junglists is the “subliminal one foot skank”.

This is when the person usually walking down the road minding there own business is suddenly overwhelmed by a passing car pumping out Kool Fm and thus the effect is instant and a uncontrollable urge to jump on one foot and bus the skank occurs.

4)   In the religion of Jungle a devoted Junglist will wake up every morning to the sound of Remarc’s sound murderer, recite Mc 5-0’s rants word for word like the Koran and bow down to Kenny Ken’s final round at Jungle soundclash video pon youtube.

5)   Unless you use the word’s Amen, Cold sweat, Hot pants, Apache then don’t expect much response from a Junglist.

6)   Don’t mention General Levi to a true Junglist as this is like fighting talk and is as bad as saying “I slept with your mother”…just don’t go there.

7)   Don’t ever get into a heated conversation with a Junglist as they will always win, they have years and years of listening to sound clashs and will start reciting King Addies or Saxon speech’s from old cassettes and you just wont win, expect to hear “ay bwoy you sound just cant test me” or “I come to kill sound me na play no girl tune”.

      8)  “Extreme double barrel gun finger”.                                   

 In some cases of this disorder it can be very extreme as E.D.G.F.S will spread to both hands making normal things such as drinking a cup of tea very difficult.

9)   With today’s current trend of EDM a Junglist is finding it harder and harder to survive as a species due to the influx of  midrange screechy bass, No women at dances and bare naked men moshing… A true junglist wine up to girls in a rave.

10)  A Junglist is for life and not just for Christmas.